Your Fratoscope: January 13, 2013
If your birthday is this week: You will get a visit from your childhood hero, Racer X, but a monkey and a kid hiding in the trunk will ruin everything. Aries: You will get out of a parking ticket but...
View ArticleYour Fratoscope: January 20, 2013
If your birthday is this week: Your Zero Dark Thirty themed birthday party ends with you being waterboarded with cake. Aries: The stars say, “Seriously? You’re still reading horoscopes and claim to...
View ArticleYour Fratoscope: April 7, 2013
If your birthday is this week: Your mispronunciation of the word “Ferrari” gets you a ferret painted fire engine red this year. Aries: Beware of a co-worker. He may beat you in the face with his...
View ArticleYour Fratoscope: May 26, 2013
If your birthday is this week: You will receive unlimited data and messaging plan with your new fax machine. Aries: Your tribute to the troops catches fire, probably because you build it out of...
View ArticleYour Fratoscope: July 7, 2013
If your birthday is this week: You’ll be so busy this week, even you will forget your birthday and in anger, stop talking to yourself. Aries: Your online friend Edward asks you to check the apartment...
View ArticleTen Things I Learned in 2013
1. Russian dash cams are awesome and necessary. 2. Popes from South America are kinda cool. 3. We shoot on full auto a lot. 4. The NSA watches more porn than I do. 5. If you don’t like taxes, the...
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Movies You Missed: Coherence
Coherence is a low budget sci-fi movie that maximizes its low budget in a great way. The premise is this: A comet is passing overhead during a dinner party with eight friends. The comet causes some...
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